The so-called “Climate Secretary” Ed Millband said at Copenhagen to day that the climate summit was heading towards a farce…

Heading?  That turkey was a farce from day one, just like all the idiots who are speaking at the thing.  The thing is we know all the hypocrites who have arrived in their fancy limos and flew in on their personal jets are in it for power and money.  The are the elite and think they deserve to the the kings and queens of the world.  Their idiotic minions were out marching “for climate” and causing all kinds of disturbances – most of them clueless about what they are doing, but lets not forget this is Europe – land of people who do very little work anymore because of the socialism that has basically turned their countries into dumps of poverty and sloth.  So they got lots of time to march in stupid protests that no-one gives a damn about.  If they had any sense they would either try to fight the idiocy of the global warming lies, or would move somewhere that is free enough to allow them to make money and improve their own lives.

But I digress…

One thing that has come out of this farce is that The United States, Australia, France, Japan, Norway and Britain pledged $3.5 billion in the next three years to a program aimed at protecting rain forests. The U.S. portion was $1 billion…France kicked in $2.47.  Hugo Chavez, who lives on the continent where most of the rain forests are basically railed against all capitalism and free enterprise – note that his country is not giving a thin dime to preserve the rain forests which are in his country.  Hugo Chavez needs to be “removed” from office…if you know what I mean.

In other news, Al Gore is an idiot.  I guess that is not news.  This has to be one of the stupidest men alive – or the most evil and corrupt (or both).  Luckily his stupidity is finally catching up to him and he seems not to be able to keep both feet out of his mouth as he misquotes facts and figures, makes up even more facts and figures (“The center of the earth is millions and millions of degrees!”), and essentially proves that global warming and “climate change” are just words for how he plans on transferring your wealth to his pockets (through his companies that sell carbon credits).

Climate talks deadlocked as clashes erupt outside

We can take some pleasure in seeing all these liberals fighting amongst themselves like the rabid dogs they are.  Well, you know what they say, when  your enemy is fighting himself, get out of his way!

We can get rid of the stragglers after the fight is over…the same way you always take care of rabid dogs.

David T. McKee

By Lori Borgman March 15, 1998 .

Three yards of black fabric enshroud my computer terminal. I am mourning the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense. His obituary reads as follows:

Common Sense, aka C.S., lived a long life, but died from heart failure at the brink of the millennium. No one really knows how old he was, his birth records were long ago entangled in miles and miles of bureaucratic red tape. Known affectionately to close friends as Horse Sense and Sound Thinking, he selflessly devoted himself to a life of service in homes, schools, hospitals and offices, helping folks get jobs done without a lot of fanfare, whooping and hollering.

Rules and regulations and petty, frivolous lawsuits held no power over C.S. A most reliable sage, he was credited with cultivating the ability to know when to come in out of the rain, the discovery that the early bird gets the worm and how to take the bitter with the sweet.

C.S. also developed sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adult is in charge, not the kid) and prudent dietary plans (offset eggs and bacon with a little fiber and orange juice).

A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, the Technological Revolution and the Smoking Crusades, C.S. survived sundry cultural and educational trends including disco, the men’s movement, body piercing, whole language and new math. C.S.’s health began declining in the late 1960s when he became infected with the If-It-Feels-Good, Do-It virus.

In the following decades, his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of overbearing federal and state rules and regulations and an oppressive tax code. C.S. was sapped of strength and the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, criminals received better treatment than victims and judges stuck their noses in everything from Boy Scouts to professional baseball and golf.

His deterioration accelerated as schools implemented zero-tolerance policies. Reports of 6-year-old boys charged with sexual harassment for kissing classmates, a teen suspended for taking a swig of Scope mouthwash after lunch, girls suspended for possessing Midol and an honor student expelled for having a table knife in her school lunch were more than his heart could endure.

As the end neared, doctors say C.S. drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of developments regarding regulations on low-flow toilets and mandatory air bags. Finally, upon hearing about a government plan to ban inhalers from 14 million asthmatics due to a trace of a pollutant that may be harmful to the environment, C.S. breathed his last.

Services will be at Whispering Pines Cemetery. C.S. was preceded in death by his wife, Discretion; one daughter, Responsibility; and one son, Reason. He is survived by two step-brothers, Half-Wit and Dim-Wit.
Memorial Contributions may be sent to the Institute for Rational Thought. Farewell, Common Sense. May you rest in peace.

Here is a reprint of something going around the Internet that is so funny while being so true that I simply had to post it here.

A Great Divorce…

American liberals, leftists, social progressives,  socialists, Marxists
and Obama supporters, et al:

We  have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest
election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we
tolerated each other for many years for the sake o f future generations,
but  sadly, this relationship has run its course.

Our two ideological sides of  America cannot and will not ever agree on
what is right so let’s just  end it on friendly terms. We can smile and
chalk it up to irreconcilable  differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation  agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by  landmass each taking
a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am  sure
our two sides can come  to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be
relatively easy! Our  respective representatives can effortlessly divide
other assets since  both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don’t  like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome
to the liberal  judges and the ACLU. Si nce you hate guns and war, we’ll
take our  firearms, the  cops, the NRA and the military.

You can keep  Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell (You  are, however,
responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough  to move all three
of them).

We’ll keep the capitalism,  greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
Wal-Mart and Wall  Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,
hippies and illegal  aliens. We’ll keep the hot
Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and  rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and
give you NBC  and Hollywood ..

You can make nice  with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to
invade and  hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and
war  protesters. When our allies or our way of life are
under assault,  we’ll help provide them security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian  values.. You are welcome to
Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley  McClain. You can also have
the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the  bill.

We’ll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversize d luxury  cars. You can
take every Subaru station wagon you can  find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any  practicing doctors.
We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not  a right. We’ll
keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the  National Anthem. I’m sure
you’ll be happy to substitute Imagine, I’d Like  to Teach the World to
Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We’ll  practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty
your best  shot. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our
name and  our flag.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an  American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin  Sheehan, Barbara
Streisand, & Jane  Fonda with you.

P. S. S.  And we won’t have to press 1  for English.

I could not have said it better… and the great thing is, regardless of weather or not liberals actually agree to this, it will happen anyway…one way or another.

David T. McKee

What is the difference between a Muslim Terrorist and a Liberal?

Answer: A Muslim Terrorist will kill you fast and tell you honestly why he thinks you should die…

While a liberal will kill you slowly and painfully, sucking out your soul like a vampire – and does not even tell himself honestly why he does it.

Other than that there is not a dimes worth of difference.

Have a nice day!