Here is a reprint of something going around the Internet that is so funny while being so true that I simply had to post it here.

A Great Divorce…

American liberals, leftists, social progressives,  socialists, Marxists
and Obama supporters, et al:

We  have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest
election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we
tolerated each other for many years for the sake o f future generations,
but  sadly, this relationship has run its course.

Our two ideological sides of  America cannot and will not ever agree on
what is right so let’s just  end it on friendly terms. We can smile and
chalk it up to irreconcilable  differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation  agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by  landmass each taking
a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am  sure
our two sides can come  to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be
relatively easy! Our  respective representatives can effortlessly divide
other assets since  both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don’t  like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome
to the liberal  judges and the ACLU. Si nce you hate guns and war, we’ll
take our  firearms, the  cops, the NRA and the military.

You can keep  Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell (You  are, however,
responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough  to move all three
of them).

We’ll keep the capitalism,  greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
Wal-Mart and Wall  Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,
hippies and illegal  aliens. We’ll keep the hot
Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and  rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and
give you NBC  and Hollywood ..

You can make nice  with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to
invade and  hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and
war  protesters. When our allies or our way of life are
under assault,  we’ll help provide them security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian  values.. You are welcome to
Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley  McClain. You can also have
the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the  bill.

We’ll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversize d luxury  cars. You can
take every Subaru station wagon you can  find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any  practicing doctors.
We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not  a right. We’ll
keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the  National Anthem. I’m sure
you’ll be happy to substitute Imagine, I’d Like  to Teach the World to
Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We’ll  practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty
your best  shot. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our
name and  our flag.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an  American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin  Sheehan, Barbara
Streisand, & Jane  Fonda with you.

P. S. S.  And we won’t have to press 1  for English.

I could not have said it better… and the great thing is, regardless of weather or not liberals actually agree to this, it will happen anyway…one way or another.

David T. McKee

Tags: divorce, Liberals, patriots